Earning my keep

Hi guys,
It's me, Finley. My mom and dad just moved us to Portland, and they told me that I need to "get a blog" if I'm gonna keep eating so much and wearing such expensive diapers. So I'm like, fine. I'll get a blog.

So then I went to show them the new blog I made and my mom said, "Blog? You think we said get a blog? NO! We said get a job. A j-o-b. Somebody needs to work around here and it ain't gonna be me."

So anyway, here's my blog.